I Am Haunted by Humans.
hoganmclaughlin:

Narcissa Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.
*Yes, she has the Elder Wand- didn’t realize I was drawing it until it was done.  However, if anyone deserves it, it’d be Narcissa.*
When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.

jamietheignorantamerican:

People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.

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daisyshanti:

tuxedoandex:

littlebarbiesluts:

A “gay” penguin couple in a Madrid zoo has been given an egg of their own to care for after six springs of building nests together and being disappointed their nests were empty.
“We wanted them to have something to stay together for — so we got an egg,” 

I love this

nope, no.. can’t handle :’)

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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I wish I was drunk

Me always (via rafrica)

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