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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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lulu-cifer:

lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

This show gives me life. 

(Source: 2000ish)

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

There are two types of people in this world.

And apparently Blink-182 are both.

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5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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newyorksjojo:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

lombiegee:

manabuluigi:

hylianndreamer:

lucaspsi:

kittastica:

if link can go from this

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to this

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then theres hope for everybody

Are we not going to talk

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about this?

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I do believe you’re forgetting someone.

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get these fucking nerds outta hereimage

imagewe all know the tru nintendo hottie 

um

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to this;

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get ur first fantasy circle enix bullshit outta here

yeah but check this one out

1987:
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2008:
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morgan-leigh:

tomato-greens:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”

NICE GOIN’, STEVE.

what an important post.

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xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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